Did you know that Moses in the Bible has been credited with:
First mention of drunkedness: “Moses was found Motherless in the bullrushes!”
First mention of motor racing: “Moses came forth in his Triumph.”
First recipient of two iPads; “Moses descended from Mount Sinai with two tablets.”
First mention of Cloud computing: “Moses ascended into the cloud to receive important data on his tablets.”
First Broken Screen – When Moses had to return to Mount Sinai for a replacement.
